sweet boots, man

First off, the Random mySpace Profile thing isn't going to happen. It came off severely awkward. Speaking of severely awkward...

"Dirty" Joey Kramer was recently featured in the Kansas City Star as a "hard body under a hard hat." I am speechless. Not just because of his stunning good looks, but more because I was too busy trying to catch my breath from laughing my balls off. No one can deny that Joey is a good looking guy. However, it is unfortunate that we can't smell that picture. We would all be treated to an aromatic bouquet of Marlboro Reds and Milwaukee's Best. The funniest part of this whole thing is the short profile of Joey found here in the gallery. Where it could have been just as easy to say that Joey is skilled in the art of installing water and sewer lines, the editor decided that it is easier and not suggestive at all to say that Joey is a "pipe layer". I lived with Joey in a pledge dorm at KSU and can confirm that Joey has laid plenty of pipe non-discrimantly. Put it this way, some jobs were not as pretty as others. So Joey, congrats, man. Keep laying pipe and being all hot n' shit.